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Newsletter
August 18th, 2007
Gold Canyon – Dinosaur
The Dinosaur, wild and untamed, year after year club swinging warriors, the best from around the globe gather to tame the beast. Alas, all barely survive as they slink away feeling lost and a little 'tad loopie.' But rising from the ashes are the AnnualPartee club slingers, the strong, the silent and like the Phoenix in full glory strutting in the heat to bring the beast to it's knees. Yes, yes mi brethrens, feast your eyes on these scores and weep and celebrate with tears of joy. Check out these winners: Flight-A winners, Dave Prothe and Jeff Davis with a score of 57. Flight-B, Ben Cartago and Andy Christie with a score of 54. Flight-C, Jim Enia and Ed Anderson with a score of 53. We did not get the report on the other prizes other than Dee Thompson slammed a long drive of 300 yards to dominate and serve notice that the long drive competition is brought, don't even think to bring it.
Ben said that his drive did go past Dee's, but I'm saying that if you didn't collect the prize for long drive, then shut the hell up. The art of driving the ball long and far is to keep it in the fairway for all to admire. Now that we have that straighten out, it should keep other silly players like Paul Thomforde who almost wanted to say something about his drive that none of us wants to hear.
Jim Enia was estatic to be in the winners circle, finally. The last time Jim won a tournament was at La Sendas many moons ago. He was not a happy camper when we awarded him a gift certificate to buy a cool shirt from the pro shop that we thought would cool on him. We kept the cash to buy another round of drinks. It sure was tough then to please everybody, still is.
Next Tournament
Over 90 players expected to play the next tournament at The Legacy on September 15th. Read Ed communication regarding this tournament. See you all there.

19th Hole:
The AnnualPartee celebrated another successful outing. There was all kinds of cool stuff that was said and done but more importantly club members had to rush home to execute the club's number one rule of 'having wild sex with their loved one for 4 hours.' The Tad Loopies did not need to rush home as they were staying at the Gold Canyon resort. President Denny approves this kind of forward thinking of getting room service to minimize the interruptions when executing the club's number one rule.

Uncle Charlies
Marc and Lynette Neill's Grand Opening of their Sports Bar “Uncle Charlies was very successful. The food was excellent and the service, Number One. TV screens everywhere you look, 8 regulation size pool tables, large video game area for the young and old, the bar is well stocked, and plenty of parking. If you're planning a party, if you're looking for a partying place to watch the football games, then Uncle Charlies is the one you want.

Pool Tournament
The Tad Loopies team bitched slapped the AnnualPartee players like they were step children. Karen and Paul kept it respectable for us, but Cindy Darby's dominance on the tables scared us stiff.


August 18th, 2007
A Word from President Denny

I just want to say a few words about our last tournament at Dinosaur Mountain at Gold Canyon. It was cool, hot, and everybody had a great time. Don't forget to sign up for The Legacy tournament. We expect close to a 100 players, so sign up early as we don't want to leave anybody behind. |

Also, don't forget to sign up for the Dandelion tournament later this month - 1st Annual Dandelion Golf Classic at the Wigwam Golf Resort and Spa on Saturday September 29, 2007. This will be a four person scramble, with two flights. All proceeds from this tournament will benefit the Make-A-Wish Foundation® of Arizona.

Goodie Bag items: Bottled water, Golf Towels, sleeves of balls, tees, divot repair tools, snacks, and the bag itself.

If any of your employers would like to donate any items, we would be most appreciative.
Contact:
Marcy DeChandt, Tournament Chairman / dandeliongolf@carescape.com / 623-583-8700
John DeChandt, Tournament Co-Chairman / Jfdechandt@cox.net / 623-363-1150
Cindy Darby, Tournament Co-Chairman / cindy.darby@suncoraz.com / 623-935-0600
Nena Gourlay, Tournament prize Committee / makeawish@cox.net / 623-877-0544
Phil Regan, Tournament prize Committee / phil.regan@cox.net / 602-705-5227

Finally, I'll see you all at The Legacy on September 15th. Thank You and God Bless,
Denny

Letters to Sam Owen:
Dear Sam,
Please thank your club members for not watering our cactus and desert trees and plants. Also thank your players for not running their carts into the desert this year. Signed – The management

Dear GC
Our club members were asked to keep their watering devices in their pants and not to whip it out and wave it around the desert.

Dear Sam,
I thought you were gone and replaced by somebody better Mia Isabella. Where is Mia and what does she look like.
Signed – Curious.

Dear Curious
Mia is gathering herself, building her prowess to unleash when the time is ripe. She is the true gorilla editor of our times, you can't see her but you know she'll strike when least expected, then slink back into the night.

Dear Sam,
I want to say that Jim Nibali did an excellent job with the Annual Partee website. I've checked other golf sites and they don't compare to ours in quality and ease of use.
Great Job Jim! Signed - Impressed

Dear Sam,
The Annual Partee website is “Da Bomb” no other like it. I get a fresh look every time I go there to sign up and life has been much easier since the website.
Signed – Bob

Dear Website Groupies,
I can't print all your letters because it'll sound boring and redundant. But I'll agree with you all because every time I check out the website “Magic” comes to mind. What else comes to mind is that Jim likes to race golf carts and he'll try to run you off the road or into a tree. I was surprised that Gold Canyon let him ride a cart this year.

Dear Sam,
I really enjoy playing with the AnnualPartee Club and I think every golf club in the country should follow or emulate your, well I mean our number one rule of having 'wild sex for four hours after every tournament.' My wife told her friends about the rule, and they are signing husbands to play in the next tournament. Keep up the good work.
Signed – Number One

Dear One,
Yes, the number one rule promotes and build strong relationships. That's why it's number one.


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